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Funny Wedding Toasts and Poems

Laughter will forever be the best medicine, better than any doctor prescribed pills or holistic remedy passed on by a health therapist. So it is with this thought that we at Video Babylon understands the importance of therapeutically adding the enjoyment of a Toronto wedding by providing some of the all-time anecdotes for that perfect wedding occasion. By adding a dose of laughter to your speech as a best man, maid of honour, father of the bride or mother of the groom and even the MC, doing it at the right time is the key, something that will have to come from seeing the audience and determining how you feel, however, there is never a wrong time to crack a tasteful joke during your wedding speech, for your Toronto wedding party, however, it has to be done very tastefully and in good standing of your guests, especially your newly formed family.

There is nothing worse than making a fool of yourself while standing in front of all your guests, family members and newly-inherited family members and start to insult those people that you are making a first impression towards. Keep your speech, toasts and poems funny, short and sweet and remember to have fun, this is a wedding, a Toronto wedding party and funny poems, funny speeches and funny poems are encouraged, not frowned upon, so go up there and have a blast for your Toronto wedding speech.

So in conclusion, not only can you win brownie points as a public speaker but also help in breaking the ice with your audience. The audience at a Toronto wedding can be very fickle, it can be very relaxed even while you make a toast, so go up there and make a killing, be prepared and you will be fine for your wedding speech at your Toronto wedding. Below are a few examples of one-liners that will enhance your wedding speech, poem or toast:


By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

Rita Rudner

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

John Milton

Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.

Henny Youngman

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Cathy Carlyle

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.

Mickey Rooney

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.

Honore de Balzac

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

Henny Youngman

I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

Henry Kissinger

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.


There are 4 keys to a successful wedding, take your wife out dancing, take your wife out shopping, take your wife out to dinners and shows and make passionate love to your wife, and in the end make sure that none of the previous 4 women meet your wife.

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